?

Log in

Sweet Lips

July 2012

S M T W T F S
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
293031    
Powered by LiveJournal.com
Room

Very Wrong Number

My cell phone number has several 9s in it. I have seen bad hand writing that has mutated 9s into looking like 7, 4, and/or 1. Due to this, I get a decent amount of wrong numbers, even more so lately.


Since I save all of my friends numbers right away, most unknowns during non-business hours are fair game. I don’t do anything cruel but I do like to have my fun. The ways I’ve been answering my phone lately are:


City Morgue. You kill ‘em, we chill ‘em.


Roadside Grill. You kill ‘em, we grill ‘em.


___’s Taxidermy. You snuff ‘em, we stuff ‘em.


I haven’t needed more than the above but if you’ve got an suggestions, I’d love to hear them.

Comments

Tags