July 9th, 2012

Shake It

Hockey Names

Lately I’ve been blogging about books or ripping into the wedding industry. To lighten things up and help alleviate my hockey withdrawal, I present you a meme I found on Twitter this weekend.


Replace Song Lyrics with Hockey Names was trending. I got a kick out of "Crosby looks like a lady." I had some serious fun with the Caps roster.


Put Johansson me


Save a horse, ride an Aucion


Jam on cause Backstrom's got it


You are the Ward I want, the one I need


Neuvy let me go


With you I stop Perreault-tending


Keep calm and Carlson


Still not Ovi you


Baby when the Laich goes out, I’ll show you what it’s all about


Backstrom ass up


Are you Erskine the one you love


Your Hendricks on fire


It's not easy being Green


Holtby darlin' Holtby please


Beagle you are beautiful


Alzner lovers, give me a little bit more


Pour some Chimmers on me in the name of love


I gotta Perreault-ful of sunshine


You're the Orlov one


Don't turn out the Laich now


Burn out the day, burn out the night, I'm Halpern-in' Halpern-in' for you


Stop! It's Hamrlik time