This is proof that I’m easily amused and have entirely too much free time on my hands. I went to the lolspeak translator to send it to a friend who, unlike me, is not fluent in lolspeak. Just for the heck of it, I put in the first line of Pride and Prejudice.
It went from this:
IT IS A TRUTH UNIVERSALLY ACKNOWLEDGED, THAT A SINGLE MAN IN POSSESSION OF A GOOD FORTUNE, MUST BE IN WANT OF A WIFE.
IT BE TRUTH UNIVERSALLY ACKNOWLEDGD, DAT SINGLE MAN IN POSESSHUN OV GUD FORTUNE, MUST BE IN WANTS OV WIFE.
This is almost motivation enough for me to buy the lolcat bible today.